their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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