Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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