i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
