You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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