Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
