in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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