Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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