i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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