So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize