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actually, I'm a sock model
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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