The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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