Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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