im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
