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(864): View more from South Carolina

She announced her abortion via fbk

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(713): View more from Texas

you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her

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(707): View more from California

just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7

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(804): View more from Virginia

Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?

(1-804): View more from Virginia

Do you have any forwarding contact info?

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(330): View more from Ohio

I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!

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