ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
please don't ironically join a cult
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