Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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