Where did you get a picture of my penis
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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