I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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