Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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