if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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