Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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