Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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