its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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