brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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