So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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