She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
How does one acquire holy water?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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