Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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