he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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