Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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