dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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