ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
there is puke in my bra ... again
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