I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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