Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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