We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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