The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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