you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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