Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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