A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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