Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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