Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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