Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Pooping to opera.
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