why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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