Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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