is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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