She announced her abortion via fbk
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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