So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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