Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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