Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I think I just sharted jello shots
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