so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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