Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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