When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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