I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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