I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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