shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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